Category: the Rant Board
Ya wanna know what really pisses me off?
When ya buy toilet paper on line and when you get it, it's that thin, rough cheap ass stuff they have at schools, gast stations, etc. Blech!
That'll teach me to be cheap.
Well it is for wiping? Lol
Exactly! And when I whipe, I wanna whipe with something soft and fluffy, damn it. Not some rough crackly stuff.
lol
Well check the ply not the price first. 2 ply 3 play get it thick or use a hand full of the crappy. Lol
Yeah get 2 ply. I heard that hundreds of years ago, people used corn husks so count yourself lucky.
Lol. Good point. hehehe
I've never understood people buying cheap toilet paper. Because it's so lousy, you have to use more of it at one time, as opposed to the good stuff. Thus, when you buy cheap TP, you go through it faster and just have to buy more. Doesn't seem like you'd save much money that way.
Lol, exactly. That'll teach me.
If it wouldn't clog our stupid low flow toilets, I'd tell everyone in the house, "ok, yall go through this as absolutely quickly as possible so I can get the good stuff."
Even the kiddo is complaining about it. lol Way to go, me.
What about the shit they call toilet paper in public bathrooms and such, that when you pull it out it comes in like a 1 eighth inch wide cord of it, and in order to get a sufficient amount you need about five feet of it.
That's not toilet paper, that's a bloody joke is what it is!
It's rough on the duff.
It grinds on your behind.
It feels like grass on your ass.
It leaves a lump on your rump
You always get what you pay for. I have more family members who've ended up with terrible fiascos in search of a bargain than I care to count. We're all struggling for cash, don't I know it. But the dark underside of bargain hunting is that you often spend more in the end just to get a so-called deal, ending up with a product that is cheap for a reason.
I really have to ask, why did you buy toilet paper on the internet? I mean, there are certain things I can understand buying online, but toilet paper? That's not really a rare product. I'm pretty sure every store in your area has some for sale. What made you decide to go to your computer?
I have Amazon prime and so choose to buy stuff like toilet paper, paper towels, etc in bulk using the free 2-day shipping option. Normally, I stick with brands I know from firsthand experience like Charman but decided, on a whem, to try something cheaper.
I hate grocery shopping with a passion so any of it that I can do on line, I do.
Nine times out of ten, it works very well.
I must admit that I chuckle at the idea of buying toilet paper over the internet.
I use Charman myself.
sometimes buying things online is great because you might save a buck or two and plus, it is always exciting to get a package in the mail, even if it is toilet paper.
Makes you feel extra special when that big huge truck comes flying in your drive way, some man jumps out, rushes around, halls up a package like its on fire, drops it at your door, rings the bell, and then goes taring off just as fast.
Almost like some crazed secret mition.
LOL.
That is how it is here anyways. Like their pants are on fire.
I don't know if any of you guys subscribe to Blind Bargains, but I've seen them talking about deals on toilet paper from Amazon on more than one occasion.
That is unique, buying it online toilet paper. I'm sure there are worse things that one should not buy online.
What's really sad is when my kid sees the UPS guy and gets all excited when he brings a big box to the porch. Then he gets mad because it's TP. lol Poor kid.
I certainly wouldn't by toilet paper online, either. I'm sure there are stores, like Sam's Club and such, that sell it in bulk.
We have a Sams about a half hour away. Many stores sell it in bulk; I've just found it to be cheaper and more convenient for me personally to buy it on line. To each, our own.
It just irked me that I goofed so monumentally this time. Figured I'd share here. lol
That thinner toilet paper keeps the plumber away. That is one main reason public places use it. People stop up toilets with the heavier stuff to offten, but the tinner will mostly go down or get wetter faster, so less plumbing bills.
Now as to buying it online, I agree. You don't have to carry it home. I mean you got to get that 24 rolls that was on sale in your pull cart. Just have the delivery truck drop it off. Lol.
If it saves me some money and you know what brand you want and that ply, well order it! Why ya wanna throw good money down the toilete anyway? Huh?
I want one of those Japanese made toilets with the digital butt cleaner water sprayer thingies.
I want one of those too.
And yes, much better to get it delivered to your door so your not having to transport it yourself.
I am going to start doing this. Order things online like paper products and things. i have to take public transportation and it is not easy to take more than I can carry in one load on the trip.
I always buy toilet paper in bulk so that it's a once and done thing. I don't want to have to worry about something like toilet paper verry often.
TP for my bunghole!
No, toilet paper shouldn't be a worry. There are better things to worry about I guess like these fancy toilets!
Save enough on the paper have a gold plate digital job installed.
Wow, bet you didn't think this topic would get this many posts, DG. Grins. Personally, I completely understand why you buy whatever you can online. I often do, too. Just easier.
Oh yes it totally makes sense. I've just never heard of buying toilet paper online before.
Lol, you never know around here. It was just a random thought I had while using said crappy TP and figured that others would find it mildly amusing as well. lol
Just a little peak at what goes on in my little head. lol
Crappy toilet paper is heinous towards one's anus.
It would be funnier if Jaws pronounced the damn word correctly. Lol
lol!
Well sister toilet paper is an important subject. I mean what is the alternative? Hmm?
I mean its one of these must have deals, so you may as well get it carried and cheap?
its like soap and hot water you don't want to run out of these types of items lol.
And that's why you buy it in bulk.
Hahahahaha.
Post 35 made me lol. That was good.
This was an amusing topic. personally, I don't skimp when it comes to toilet paper. I always buy charmin. I do try to save money by buying it in bulk.
You can save elsewhere.
Don't ever wipe your ass with leaves on a hike / trip somewhere in the bush. Not if poison oak or poison ivy grows in your area. Boyhood memories ...
Lol, Leo. You crack me up.
Yep, there are a few things in this life I won't skimp on, milk, cereal, canned soup, oreos, and now toilet paper. lol
I dispise Quilted Northern. It leaves flakes of paper on the lady parts. Eeww.
I have to ask, so don't mis understand the question. I am asking in all seriousness.
Are there brands that don't leave pieces of paper on the "lady parts"?
When this type of paper gets wet, it sticks, but if there are better choices, I'd like to know?
Um, I can't say I've really ever had this problem before. lol I'm a Charman girl though.
wow DG. what a wonderful topic. For those that wonders about buying tp online, the question is why not? Its better to have someone deliver it for you than you dragging it around town is there. :)
However, specially for girls, TP is something needing to be careful of. I read some articles a while a go about how cheap tp can hurt the private part in long run, specially those tp that might be nice, but it coded with a layer of some pouder on it to make it nice and that. I think, we can perhaps safe a bit on paper towel, but make sure get a tp that suit you and your body... lol
As far as the flake stuff go, hmmmm, how hard are you wiping your budd with it?
I wished like coffee and tea sutch and sutch, there could come a verity pack of TP to try out and see which is your favorite brand. I might go and do that, get a bunch of four packs and see what I find I like...
Yeah, who knew my little temper tantrum post would have such legs. lol
Wow, what an education? I have seen this stuff on the lady partsfrom time to time and wondered if it required picking off or is it was left over, because some women put some in their pants during the day to keep the under wear dry, so?
Just small balls from time to time, not always?
I always assumed it got wet, and they missed a few pieces.
I don't buy the pretty variety, so I guess I'll not harm the guest by mistake? Smile.
Maybe I should buy Charman ?
So what I am to understand is that it leaves some spam on the clam? Lol forgive me...I couldn't resist.
u could always teach the kiddo the art of toilet papering houses. that would use it up fast.
oh boy, lol!
Spam on the clamb! OOOOOOOO That's so nasty yet ever so histerical.
Ahh, the art of Toilet Papering. Now there's a lost art.
Is anyone else baffled that this board topic managed to get over 50 posts? lol
Made me laugh.
Not really. lmao.
But yeah, who'd have thought my, probably drunkon, ramble about tp would go so far. hehehehehe
it kinda does surprise me, actually, that this topic has gotten so many posts. lol.
It's important stuff, really!
It beats old corn cobs, grass, leaves, and such things, you know.